May Cause Drowziness

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Tue Nov 24

So, while I was at lunch, someone left an Easter egg full of pink sparkly silly putty on my desk with a note that says,” We realize that this will not take away all your stress and the work you have to do. The hope is that you will spend some time every day and relieve some of your stress. You are a valuable part of this agency. All that we do would not be possible without you! If there is anything that we can do to make your work environment better, please let me know.” But no one signed it. Who am I supposed to let know that my work environment would be made better by MORE SILLY PUTTY?

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Fri Nov 20

If there was ever a right way to wear a scrunchie I bet this wasn’t it.

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Tue Nov 17

I just confused this gas station coffee ad for a ‘Faces of Meth’ poster.

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Sat Nov 14

I'm having a really hard time deciding if spending Saturday night home alone drinking a bottle of wine and looking at old pictures is the epitome of depression or happiness.

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Thu Nov 12

I’m going through a bunch of stuff from the 90s and…these are 8 tracks right?

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Wed Nov 11

About to eat a ‘classic’ three-animal lunch.

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Tue Nov 10

kellydeal:

Guns N Roses -November Rain

Great wedding ceremony. Awesome seeing you guys totally frenching in the church, but I gotta motor before I’m late for my guitar solo out in the desert sandstorm, so I’ll catch you at the reception.

p.s. IF YOU THINK THE SANDSTORM SOLO’S COOL, I TOTALLY SHRED AT YOUR WIFE’S FUNERAL. Oh, shit, Axle. SPOILER. Sorry, dude.

xoxox

Slash

I wish I was lying when I said that I once said that if I ever get married, I want it to be exactly like this wedding. And by “once” I mean incessantly.

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theduty:

fuck.

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For the love of God, Yayaa, I’ve had this stuck in my head all night now. I don’t care if I’m the millionth person to post a version of this tonight, if it’s still in my head when I wake up in the morning, you can expect to hear from me.

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Fri Nov 6

This pretty much sums up my night last night.

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